Dick For A Day

While packing up my contributor's copies (which filled nine boxes -- jeez, I was pretty prolific at one time), I found my copy of this anthology.



Two years of using men's restrooms has made me hate that U.S. cover more than ever, but I do find it interesting that while the premise is women writers talking about what they'd do if they had penises, at least two of the contributors, me and Patrick (then Pat) Califia, now identify as male.

(I don't remember who wrote it, and I no longer have the book handy, but the funniest piece was one that simply read -- I paraphrase -- "I would sit quietly until it went away.")